Hyderabad - Delhi - Day 15 - The waking of the bald Indian!
This morning was funny! Over the last 3 days i have been sleeping top and tail with armpit because i did'nt want to catch what he had. When i woke up this morning my head was the same side as his an my feet were resting on my pillow! I was completely confused as to what had happened. Amit (looking pretty pissed off ahaha) told me that i had been talking in my sleep and that i jumped up and down and then rested the other side of the bed. Whilst jumping up and down i kicked Armpit and he almost fell off the bed!! I could'nt remember a thing about it tho but i do know that i had a really scary nightmare last night.
Our flight to Delhi was at 5.50am. The flight was only 1hr 45mins but i had THE most annoying person sitting behind me. I have never heard anyone snore whilst they are AWAKE!! Plus i was getting a back massage from his kid kicking my seat the whole time.
Delhi is a lot colder than Hyderabad, the traffic is a hell of a lot bussier, the noise is 10 times louder, the air is 10 times thicker with pollution BUT, i still love it here!! Although taking baths in the morning is freezing. But when you are here you really cant complain about ANYTHING because when you look around you, there are millions of people here who have it a whole lot worse than you do. My personal thoughts and feelings are nothing to what these people on the streets have to go through every day. So i am content with being freezing, but clean :)
When we were in Vijayawada i got bitten on the chest by somthing one night. The bite was perfectly positioned to be a 3rd nipple. Its funny because everytime i get bitten between my nipples, the bite gets infected!!! This one has now turned out to be a rather impressive 3rd nipple and i am sure it will leave a scar. So now it is a permanent third nipple haha. O well!
Its funny because Armpit said the other day that i could become a national monument because everyone wanted photos with me. I was thinking, maybe i should go to a national monument, stand there with my top off and have a cup by my feet. I could become world famous in India as the 3 Nippled Ginger God!! One things for sure, I would definately make a lot of money! Maybe, if the Mango farm boy thing fails, this is what i will end up doing. Would definately get me an indian wife then :)
Lance
Our flight to Delhi was at 5.50am. The flight was only 1hr 45mins but i had THE most annoying person sitting behind me. I have never heard anyone snore whilst they are AWAKE!! Plus i was getting a back massage from his kid kicking my seat the whole time.
Delhi is a lot colder than Hyderabad, the traffic is a hell of a lot bussier, the noise is 10 times louder, the air is 10 times thicker with pollution BUT, i still love it here!! Although taking baths in the morning is freezing. But when you are here you really cant complain about ANYTHING because when you look around you, there are millions of people here who have it a whole lot worse than you do. My personal thoughts and feelings are nothing to what these people on the streets have to go through every day. So i am content with being freezing, but clean :)
When we were in Vijayawada i got bitten on the chest by somthing one night. The bite was perfectly positioned to be a 3rd nipple. Its funny because everytime i get bitten between my nipples, the bite gets infected!!! This one has now turned out to be a rather impressive 3rd nipple and i am sure it will leave a scar. So now it is a permanent third nipple haha. O well!
Its funny because Armpit said the other day that i could become a national monument because everyone wanted photos with me. I was thinking, maybe i should go to a national monument, stand there with my top off and have a cup by my feet. I could become world famous in India as the 3 Nippled Ginger God!! One things for sure, I would definately make a lot of money! Maybe, if the Mango farm boy thing fails, this is what i will end up doing. Would definately get me an indian wife then :)
Lance
posted by Lance Wordsworth @ 3:32 PM
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